HE TALKED TO ME
I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE
"YOU ARE SO CUTE"
CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS
erotic horse fanfiction
fifty shades of neigh
Benedict reading the lyrics to R. Kelly’s song
I just realised he’s winking every time he says ‘Promise’. FFs. These awful lyrics shouldn’t be this…. this……. yeah….
everybody has that one fictional character that they irrationally adore above all others and will defend to the death and you just get super happy and excited whenever you see their face on your dash
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
If y’all are going to hate on Amanda Abbington for playing Mary Morstan, please unfollow me. Or even if you’re going to hate on Mary before the series even airs, because that is just bullshit.
where do i apply to become a goddess
you can’t apply for a job you already have
smooth as fuck
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE NINE THE MOST. PLEASE. I FEEL SO LONELY IN MY CORNER.
how to fuck with hunters 101
you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack
Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.
There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.
That …was beautiful.